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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. Kati bhinna chann e dinharu Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi Kati ramailo chha yo mausam timi zoo ma bashe dekhi DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life. Jab tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom, rom machal jata hai, ang-ang main gudgudi hota hai. Yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi, mobile ke vibration ka kamal hai. A couple had an argument whilst driving and then passed a pigfarm. Husband asked sarcastically: ”Relatives of yours?“ wife responded: ”Yip, my in-laws!“ Wife gets naked into bed with husband and says: ”tonight I am going to make you the happiest man in town!“ What is the resemblance between men and clouds? Eventually they fuck-off and then it is a lovely day….!“ GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!! sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai.. |